Jesus shops at TigerDirect.

I never would have guessed, but it looks like Jesus himself shops at TigerDirect. Take a look at this email they sent me. Somehow, they must have gotten their lines crossed and I got his mail by mistake.

The perfect Easter message.

<sarcasm> If you're looking for a great Easter sermon, look no further than the "Honorable" James David Manning, PhD. This is probably the most anointed sermon I've ever heard. </sarcasm> Seriously, this guy's probably the biggest d-bag I've ever seen.

My PC has a nasty case of the Vistas.

Oh, Vista. Apparently I'm going to be in my 40's by the time these 24.8 MB of files are done copying. Interestingly enough, since the progress bar is at about 99% right now, that would imply that I started copying the files a couple of days after the birth of Christ.

Just in case you couldn't figure it out for yourself...

Yep, it's a door stop.

The Pick-N-Pull.

The scariest place in Columbus. Seriously.

Ghetto + Car Parts + Electric Fence + $1.00 Admission = Horrifying for Geeks Like Me

Insert Britney Spears lyric reference here.

Cheesy tots!

Buy them. Eat them. You'll be happy. (For a while at least.)

A new take on awareness.

Saw this on a car at the mall last week. Why can't I think of stuff
like this? This is probably the most memorable Breast Cancer
awareness campaign ever.