iPwned

Have you ever felt betrayed by someone you love? That's how I felt today as I heard the news of Apple's $200 price drop on the iPhone. They saw me coming. I guess I'm just a schmuck who loved Apple products too much. I thought that with Apple's track record of price fixing I would be safe from stuff like this, but apparently I was wrong. Within just a couple of weeks of buying the iPhone, Apple lowers the price and makes me look like a pretentious d-bag for paying too much.

Well you know what, Apple? We're through. That's right. No more Macs or iPods or iTunes downloads. I don't care how pretty and shiny your products are. You've iPwned me once, and you won't do it again.