Friday, June 08, 2007

You Don't Know Jack!

I used to play this game over my dial-up connection when I was in school. It went away around 10th or 11th grade, and I never knew why, but now it's back! My days are going to get a whole lot less productive.

This is probably the sweetest game ever.

http://www.youdontknowjack.com/

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

And the winner is...

Sometimes people do things that defy all forms of logic. At times these things can be so off-the-wall that you need to ask yourself, "Seriously?"

Enter the DWR Airstream Trailer. This product is a combined effort between Design Within Reach (DWR), a middle-to-high-end contemporary furnishings store, and Airstream, the company who made those campers in the 70's that looked like giant silver hot dogs.

This thing has it all, from stylishly-designed interior furniture, to four sets of classy dinnerware... all within a delightfully-shiny enclosure.

If this thing doesn't sweep the 2007 Gay Camper Awards, I don't know what will.

Read all of my blogs!

Okay, this is for all you dorks that use mySpace. I'm sick of blog entries being referred to as "blogs". They're just "entries", for crying out loud!

But let me explain...

The word "blog" is short for "weblog". This is a compound word, made-up of two smaller words: "web" and "log". "Web" being the place, and "log" being the thing. In case you're not familiar with logs, they are large pieces of wood, generally created by lumberjacks or large pieces of machinery when trees are cut into smaller sections. They're also books in which collections of independent thoughts can be found. Following this logic, this makes the blog the entire collection of entries, not just the single entry itself. So, what you're reading right now is just an entry in my blog.

So the next time you hear that pre-teen girl say, "OMG! You, like, totally have to, like, read so-and-so's blog about her overbite, like!" You can retort, "So-and-so must be a real loser if she can write a whole blog about her overbite!"

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Dork, dork, douche.

Finally, a more culturally-relevant title for the age-old children's game. Feel free to use this as the name for your emo band.