This week I'm configuring 15 laptops for the school. There's nothing
more fun than uninstalling AOL, Napster, and Norton 15 times.

Conditioner.

Thank goodness for Whole Foods. They're keepin' it real.

Oh, adjectives.

Why does everything in the shower need some kind of fru-fru adjective? Gone are the days where people could buy shampoo or body wash... Now it's all "revitalizing" this and "herbal" that.

Seriously... Who cares? I just want my hair clean. Is that so hard?

OK. I'm over it.

I guess if I were Apple, I would have done the same thing. I guess it costs $200 to be the first guy on the block with an 8GB iPhone.

But Apple, we're still not friends anymore. So hmmph.

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Update: Apple's going to give me a $100 gift card. I guess we can be friends again... but don't expect any money in your Christmas card.

iPwned

Have you ever felt betrayed by someone you love? That's how I felt today as I heard the news of Apple's $200 price drop on the iPhone. They saw me coming. I guess I'm just a schmuck who loved Apple products too much. I thought that with Apple's track record of price fixing I would be safe from stuff like this, but apparently I was wrong. Within just a couple of weeks of buying the iPhone, Apple lowers the price and makes me look like a pretentious d-bag for paying too much.

Well you know what, Apple? We're through. That's right. No more Macs or iPods or iTunes downloads. I don't care how pretty and shiny your products are. You've iPwned me once, and you won't do it again.

Poopertainment.

In my opinion, the best feature of the iPhone is having something fun to do while you poo. Just keep this entry in mind the next time you ask to play with my iPhone. Because it's a lot easier to wash your hands than it is to wash your iPhone.

By the way, I know you're asking yourself a question right now. I think it's safe to say the answer is, "Yes."

Why Bob Evans Rocks:

Because not only did we get a new knife... We got a new fork too! Although, here in Delaware, that is pretty big news.