Jesus shops at TigerDirect.

I never would have guessed, but it looks like Jesus himself shops at TigerDirect. Take a look at this email they sent me. Somehow, they must have gotten their lines crossed and I got his mail by mistake.

The perfect Easter message.

<sarcasm> If you're looking for a great Easter sermon, look no further than the "Honorable" James David Manning, PhD. This is probably the most anointed sermon I've ever heard. </sarcasm> Seriously, this guy's probably the biggest d-bag I've ever seen.