Joe's Blog

"Ryan groans in pain"

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:08:00 +0000

Yep, filming videos that end with Ryan groaning in pain is something I
get paid to do. Stay tuned for clips.

AlexHohman.com

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:04:00 +0000

Just wanted to let you know that my son's web site is up now at AlexHohman.com. Also, check out KarahGrace.com if you've never been.

On the road again.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:02:00 +0000

Me + 88 degrees + Brad's van + rush hour traffic - air conditioning =
unpleasant

Impact 08

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:58:00 +0000

In case anybody is curious about what Impact is going to look like
this year, here's a little schematic that should clear everything up.

Shout-out to Stu...

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:20:00 +0000

Thanks for the music in the restroom. It makes my time here even more
pleasant.

My Baby Boy

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Thu, 29 May 2008 01:13:00 +0000

Amy and I are proud to welcome our baby boy, Alex David Hohman, into
the world this morning at 10:30 am. We weren't expecting him for two
more weeks, so it was quite a surprise to meet him this morning. Amy
and Alex are both doing great, and Karah is so excited to be a big
sister. Stay on the lookout for Alex's blog (currently in development).

P.S. - Props to my awesome boss for being so flexible with my work
schedule :)

Jesus shops at TigerDirect.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:01:00 +0000

I never would have guessed, but it looks like Jesus himself shops at TigerDirect. Take a look at this email they sent me. Somehow, they must have gotten their lines crossed and I got his mail by mistake.

The perfect Easter message.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:11:00 +0000

<sarcasm> If you're looking for a great Easter sermon, look no further than the "Honorable" James David Manning, PhD. This is probably the most anointed sermon I've ever heard. </sarcasm> Seriously, this guy's probably the biggest d-bag I've ever seen.

My PC has a nasty case of the Vistas.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:32:00 +0000

Oh, Vista. Apparently I'm going to be in my 40's by the time these 24.8 MB of files are done copying. Interestingly enough, since the progress bar is at about 99% right now, that would imply that I started copying the files a couple of days after the birth of Christ.

Just in case you couldn't figure it out for yourself...

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:00:00 +0000

Yep, it's a door stop.

The Pick-N-Pull.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:51:00 +0000

The scariest place in Columbus. Seriously.

Ghetto + Car Parts + Electric Fence + $1.00 Admission = Horrifying for Geeks Like Me

Insert Britney Spears lyric reference here.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:15:00 +0000

Cheesy tots!

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:36:00 +0000

Buy them. Eat them. You'll be happy. (For a while at least.)

A new take on awareness.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:33:00 +0000

Saw this on a car at the mall last week. Why can't I think of stuff
like this? This is probably the most memorable Breast Cancer
awareness campaign ever.

Temp tags in Alabama.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 15:09:00 +0000

I saw this car at Catalyst in Atlanta. Either Alabama is really dumb,
or this is a pretty good joke.

Waiting.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:00:00 +0000

Can anybody tell me what the point of getting an "appointment" with a
doctor is? Generally speaking, when one has an appointment, it means
that a meeting will occur at a specific date and time, with a specific
individual. Not so in the medical world. I've been waiting for 45
minutes at the doctor's office today. That means that not only am I
paying to see the doctor, I'm also losing time that I could be
spending at work, making money. How dare they assume that my time has
no value.

If you're a doctor, take this small piece of advice: schedule your
patients for the time they'll actually get to see you. In the end,
you're still going to see the same number of patients... They'll just
be less angry.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:52:00 +0000

This week I'm configuring 15 laptops for the school. There's nothing
more fun than uninstalling AOL, Napster, and Norton 15 times.

Conditioner.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:10:00 +0000

Thank goodness for Whole Foods. They're keepin' it real.

Oh, adjectives.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:41:00 +0000

Why does everything in the shower need some kind of fru-fru adjective? Gone are the days where people could buy shampoo or body wash... Now it's all "revitalizing" this and "herbal" that.

Seriously... Who cares? I just want my hair clean. Is that so hard?

OK. I'm over it.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:07:00 +0000

I guess if I were Apple, I would have done the same thing. I guess it costs $200 to be the first guy on the block with an 8GB iPhone.

But Apple, we're still not friends anymore. So hmmph.

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Update: Apple's going to give me a $100 gift card. I guess we can be friends again... but don't expect any money in your Christmas card.

iPwned

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:32:00 +0000

Have you ever felt betrayed by someone you love? That's how I felt today as I heard the news of Apple's $200 price drop on the iPhone. They saw me coming. I guess I'm just a schmuck who loved Apple products too much. I thought that with Apple's track record of price fixing I would be safe from stuff like this, but apparently I was wrong. Within just a couple of weeks of buying the iPhone, Apple lowers the price and makes me look like a pretentious d-bag for paying too much.

Well you know what, Apple? We're through. That's right. No more Macs or iPods or iTunes downloads. I don't care how pretty and shiny your products are. You've iPwned me once, and you won't do it again.

Poopertainment.

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:41:00 +0000

In my opinion, the best feature of the iPhone is having something fun to do while you poo. Just keep this entry in mind the next time you ask to play with my iPhone. Because it's a lot easier to wash your hands than it is to wash your iPhone.

By the way, I know you're asking yourself a question right now. I think it's safe to say the answer is, "Yes."

Why Bob Evans Rocks:

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:31:00 +0000

Because not only did we get a new knife... We got a new fork too! Although, here in Delaware, that is pretty big news.

You Don't Know Jack!

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 21:14:00 +0000

I used to play this game over my dial-up connection when I was in school. It went away around 10th or 11th grade, and I never knew why, but now it's back! My days are going to get a whole lot less productive.

This is probably the sweetest game ever.

http://www.youdontknowjack.com/

And the winner is...

noreply@blogger.com (Joe Hohman) — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 17:16:00 +0000

Sometimes people do things that defy all forms of logic. At times these things can be so off-the-wall that you need to ask yourself, "Seriously?"

Enter the DWR Airstream Trailer. This product is a combined effort between Design Within Reach (DWR), a middle-to-high-end contemporary furnishings store, and Airstream, the company who made those campers in the 70's that looked like giant silver hot dogs.

This thing has it all, from stylishly-designed interior furniture, to four sets of classy dinnerware... all within a delightfully-shiny enclosure.

If this thing doesn't sweep the 2007 Gay Camper Awards, I don't know what will.